Balverine?

[Charles Goodfellow]

Charles was starting to get angry, he had been banging the gate door for hours.
"Why won't you let me in?" he asked.
"Because you might be a balverine." yelled the guard.
"Im not a balverine!" Charles hollored back.
"Are you sure" replied the guard.
"Well im not"Charles said back starting to wonder. "How would i know if im a balverine?" he asked.
"Do you have hair?"asked the guard.
"Yes" said Charles.
"Do you have pointy teeth?" asked the guard.
After feeling his mouth he replied "A few"
"Do you feel the urge to kill people and/or fuzzy little animals" the guard asked his final question.
"YES," Charles yelled at the top of his lungs "what does that mean?"
"That means your a balverine." the guard said sorrily.
"Oh," Charles said and turned off and ran into the woods.

[Leonhardt]

Leonhardt walks up out of the woods, with a fresh Balverine carcass slung over his shoulder. He stops, seeing the trouble ahead.

"What seems to be the problem here?" Asked Leonhardt to the guard, setting down his catch.

"This Balverine be tryin to get into our camp." He said, pointing to Charles, who Leonhardt caught on his way out, and was holding by his shirt collar.

"Uhm... He dun look like a Balverine." Said Leonhardt, matching the guard's dialect almost perfectly.

"But 'ee says 'ee wansta kill fuzzy lil animals." Said the guard sounding scared at the thought of a fluffy bunny being gobbled up by a Blaverine.

"Dat be true." Said Leonhardt. "Ah heard 'im on da way in."

Leonhardt raised Charles up high and looked him in the eyes.

"What's your name kid?" He asked, in his normal voice.

[Charles Goodfellow]

After staring blankly at the man Charles finally gathere up the courage to respond "Charles: he said

[Leonhardt]

"Ah, good boy." Said Leonhardt letting him down, well, dropping him on his arse. "Hold on just a minute."

"'ee says his name be Charles." Said Leo, shouting at the guard. "Dat dun sound like a Balverine name ter me."

"Balverines dun have names!" said the Guard.

"Exactly!" Shouted Leo.

After a moment of thinking, the Guard shouted again. "Awright, ye can come in."

The Massive wooden gates swung open to admit the duo.

"Just Don cause anee trouble!" Shouted tha guard. Leonhardt picked up his catch, and headed through. He looked back.

"Well come on then!" He shouted at Charles, who was still on the ground.