Cookin' Up Trouble

[Grave Robbers]

There were two Grave Robbers at a small Cemetery Tomb they were looking for a map, a map to one of Albions' best kept Treasures.
"Oy Joe a little 'elp 'ere would be nice" Richard Shouted as he tryd to push open the coffin.
"Sorry, I is just worried one of 'em Heroes or Balverines is gonna come, how do ya know dis guy 'as got da map anyway?" Joe replied stepping towards the coffin.
"You know 'em Summoners we used to see? They was made by dis guy Louis Roggers, he was a Necromancer who used to work for Grey, and he probably knows were his book is."
"Wait you mean Lady Grey?"
"No before dat, Phillip Grey, he used to be mayor give or take 300 years ago!"
"oh, wait you here sumfin?"

[Grave Robbers]

"Are you goin' deph or sumfin', dere ain't no noise"
"Alright if you says so" Joe said slowly turning around to open the Coffin. The two Grave Robbers pushed as hard as they could until the lid fell open. The Skeleton was wearing a dark red robe and in his hands he held a map.
"Oy, we hit da Jackpot" The two Grave Robbers said as they began to rejoice.
"Now were does da map start, G- Gra- Grain-" the robber said having difficulties reading.
"Give me dat you nim wit, Grey Manor, it says 'ere."
"Well den what are wese waitin' for, to Grain Manor"
"It's Grey- you knows what never mind"